Who's who quiz

[very boring banned member]

Getting to know each other - who am I? A hint: I am not Karwin ;)
Biography: Good, wholesome Christian. Attend church every sunday. Give all of my spare time to helping those less fortunate than myself.
Interests: Nice things, pleasant things, lovely things and cute things.
Occupation: Spreader of good news and cheer.

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Boris Johnson?

[very boring banned member]

http://www.geocities.com/borisjohnsonfanclub/
Sorry, not.

[Hotspur]

Erik?

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Erik?
Nail........hammer........head.

I've got one-

The thinking man's Nigella Lawson.

Practitioner of the dark arts.

Serial dictionary eater and arch-pedant.

[very boring banned member]

Oh, no! it's... I am amazed that You guys do not recognise this member!

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Oh, no! it's... I am amazed that You guys do not recognise this member!
I'm clueless K. But I can narrow it down for everyone else............it's not me, you.....or Dave deboo.

Ooooh! That rhymes!

[very boring banned member]

I'm clueless K. But I can narrow it down for everyone else............it's not me, you.....or Dave deboo.

Ooooh! That rhymes!
First hit for that BF Band in making, eh?
OK, he/she has posted more than ten times (and this fact narrows the scope to the ten percent of BFers, who have done that!).

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

First hit for that BF Band in making, eh?
OK, he/she has posted more than ten times (and this fact narrows the scope to the ten percent of BFers, who have done that!).
OK, that narrows it down to the fact that he's male.

I still go with James that its Erik though.

Yours, flummoxed.

[pduxon]

Nail........hammer........head.

I've got one-

The thinking man's Nigella Lawson.

Practitioner of the dark arts.

Serial dictionary eater and arch-pedant.

EB???

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

EB???
B-I-N-G-O!

[very boring banned member]

OK, that narrows it down to the fact that he's male
Sorry, that was corrected before You noticed ;)
To ease things, the text in post nr 1 is a personal profile.

[Bluetail]

I've seen this. Now who was it? Ah yes... Tom McKinney!!

[very boring banned member]

Mr Niceguy himself. BINGO!

[Elizabeth Bigg]

EB???

PETER!!! - you are coming to WWT Barnes this Saturday, I hope?

[very boring banned member]

Today's profile:
Biography:
I think we are in rat's alley, where the dead men lost their bones
Now who says that?

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Charles Harper. aka. T S Eliot?

Today's profile:
Biography:
I think we are in rat's alley, where the dead men lost their bones
Now who says that?

[RichUK]

Janine.

[Bluetail]

DJ Sideboard?

[pduxon]

Janine.

Rich is appearing on Mastermind, specialist subject J13!!

[very boring banned member]

Janine.
:flowers:

[very boring banned member]

Biography:
I have a pretty hood on my head, and you don't.
Interests:
Making noise.
Occupation:
Pestering mallards and gallinules.
?

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

RobinM?

As in Robin Hood and Stated interest of Singing. Don't see where Mallards and Gallinules come into though?

[very boring banned member]

Nej. Since yesterday this one has been offline for two months.

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Michael Frankis? Don't get it though..............

[very boring banned member]

Still no. This one has made total two postings.

[Bluetail]

Hells bells, Karwin. You expect us to remember someone who's only posted twice? ;) Now who's got a young child who's also a member? Or has Janine got a little sister?

[very boring banned member]

Hells bells, Karwin. You expect us to remember someone who's only posted twice? ;) Now who's got a young child who's also a member? Or has Janine got a little sister?
Jason - You are frighteningly good...

[pduxon]

Hooded Merganser

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Your daughter Karri?

Got a link to it? It'll interesting to read the postings of a sane member of the Karwin family!;)

[SimonC]

Hooded Merganser
Beat me! it's janines lil bro

[very boring banned member]

Hooded Merganser
Bingo! :clap:

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

I'm crap at this. best stick to Finn-twitcher slang I think!:C

Next?

[SimonC]

An easy one for Daz..........................before he gets the hump ;)

So, who lists 'Curmudgeon Baiting' as a hobby?

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

That'll be you then Si! Could be one of many others though........

[SimonC]

That'll be you then Si! Could be one of many others though........

See! you got one :D

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Here's one for you-

He spends much of his time with his head in the clouds, but he isn't a dreamer.

[SimonC]

Here's one for you-

He spends much of his time with his head in the clouds, but he isn't a dreamer.
Eerrrrmmmmmm.......................ReallyTallPaul? ????

I dunno, let me get back to you on that one ;)

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

No no no.

Another clue- his bite is worse than his bark.

And he sure as bleedin' hell won't thank me for this!

[SimonC]

No no no.

Another clue- his bite is worse than his bark.

And he sure as bleedin' hell won't thank me for this!

Is it 'RovertheMuteandUngrateful'??

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Don't know who you mean Si..........unless that's a pseudonym for the person I have in mind!

Easy clue now so you only get 0.25 points if you guess correctly.

Think vacuum cleaners and Cockatiels for his most famous BF moment.

[SimonC]

Don't know who you mean Si..........unless that's a pseudonym for the person I have in mind!

Easy clue now so you only get 0.25 points if you guess correctly.

Think vacuum cleaners and Cockatiels for his most famous BF moment.
I was going to say steve but that's not in his biog.
To quote Vyvian: "give us an easy one Bambi, you b*stard!!"

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

If you'd have said Steve............you'd have been right!

I didn't say the description was taken from his biography!;)

I was going to say steve but that's not in his biog.
To quote Vyvian: "give us an easy one Bambi, you b*stard!!"

[SimonC]

No pseudowassnames, it was a play on your clue (btw, I can't believe I'm having to explain a joke to you - are you sure you're the Darren?)

Another clue- his bite is worse than his bark.

Rover (a dog) The mute (no bark see?)


And he sure as bleedin' hell won't thank me for this!

and Ungrateful..............Don't know why i bothered ;)

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Oh yeah! Sorry Si, I only clock decent jokes matey!;)

Another one for you all-

I could start an argument in an empty forum if only I didn't keep hitting 'escape'

You talkin' to me, eh? eh?

[Hotspur]

cjw??

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

cjw??
I'm amazed that took so long.

Well done James.

[Hotspur]

Ive got one. Pine cone.

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Ive got one. Pine cone.
Easy. MF

[Hotspur]

yup, tis

[very boring banned member]

Sunday 21st November (this year) this member spotted Karri. Who?

[Jos Stratford]

I presume this doesn't mean saw in the flesh? Far too straight forward a clue?

[very boring banned member]

I presume this doesn't mean saw in the flesh?
Well, I don't want to answer that, but that member spotted a living one in situ.

[desgreene]

I guess Tammie. She came out in spots after naming her new dog Karwin (a bit mixed up maybe but what the heck!).

http://www.birdforum.net/showthread.php?t=26431

Des.

[very boring banned member]

I guess Tammie. She came out in spots after naming her new dog Karwin (a bit mixed up maybe but what the heck!).

http://www.birdforum.net/showthread.php?t=26431

Des.
A good try, but not.

[Jos Stratford]

a living one in situ.

And the living one wasn't a Karri was it?

[very boring banned member]

And the living one wasn't a Karri was it?
Yes, it was.

[desgreene]

Sunday 21st November (this year) this member spotted Karri. Who?

Were you able to wash the spots off afterwards?

[very boring banned member]

Were you able to wash the spots off afterwards?
I dunno, I am colourblind... ;) But no tricks here, the member actually saw the real thing.

[desgreene]

I dunno, I am colourblind... ;) But no tricks here, the member actually saw the real thing.

So one of our Finnish members then?

[very boring banned member]

So one of our Finnish members then?
Nope.

[desgreene]

Nope.
Hmmm. 17,600 minus 3

Well that narrows it down a bit ;)

[Jos Stratford]

But no tricks here, the member actually saw the real thing.


Somehow think there is a catch here - I am right in thinking this member didn't actually see you? This member was not in Finland I think!

[desgreene]

Hey Karwin!
it must be about time you dropped us a clue :h?:

[very boring banned member]

Among other interests, our member's profile lists My Little Pony and karaoke.

[Spede]

Who was in Australia? I don't know, but that's what you are looking for, I think...

[desgreene]

Bingo!

it's gemfyre

OK so work is a bit quiet today! At least I discovered an interesting fact. gemfyre is probably the only person in the world to have suffered computer failure due to sea monkey spillage.

[very boring banned member]

:clap:
The report including following excerpt was all yesterday on forum (Vacational trip reports) headlines:
Glenoran Pool/One-Tree Bridge/Four Aces - Midday 21/11/04

I stopped off here on the way home and spent about 2 hours wandering around this area of Karri forest.
Eucalyptus diversicolor belongs to the tallest trees of Australia.

[desgreene]

Pesky alien!

I'd not have got it without Spede's clue.

[desgreene]

Who's this?

[very boring banned member]

neil, Stan Butler & inspector Blake. Are they members?

[desgreene]

neil, Stan Butler & inspector Blake. Are they members?

No, and neither is Olive as far as I know. But you're warm ;)

I wasn't aware that triumph of British culture "On the buses" had made it as far as Finland!

[very boring banned member]

No, and neither is Olive as far as I know.
Hmh. Too bad.


I wasn't aware that triumph of British culture "On the buses" had made it as far as Finland!
It's been on Finn TV since the seventies. We have experienced plenty of excellent Britcom here (like Goodness gracious me) during the years. Thanx for 'em :clap:

[Darren Oakley-Martin]

Nigel Blake? LOL

[desgreene]

Nigel Blake? LOL

:clap: :clap:

Well done Darren. I just hope I don't need any photographic advice in the near future ;)