Bee-eater Caption Competition.

[Andrew]

"You foreigners coming here and showing me up on my manor!"

.....any more?

[Surreybirder]

No one told me you had to wear a turquoise tuxedo for the party.

[David FG]

Very nice mate, but I'd like to see you get a tie to match.

[Gaz Shilton]

*@&%$* Immigrants!!!!!!

[Beretta]

One buzz and I'll have you!

[M Cowming]

"You call me a yellow-belly one more time and I'll hammer you!"

[Andrew]

"You call me a yellow-belly one more time and I'll hammer you!"
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[Rob Smallwood]

"Come to England she says, Global warming, it's lovely there now, she says. What have we had? Two days of flippin' rain! We're going to Mallorca next year!"

[LSB]

"Dont you think you've got a bit too much make up on love. Where only going to the feeding station"

[Cuckoo-shrike]

Well my cousin Alan caught one once and his face all swelled up real nasty-like and he couldn't eat anything for ages.......

[Reader]

I was told formal dress, why are you dressed up as a clown?

[Andrew]

I was told formal dress, why are you dressed up as a clown?
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To which he/she replies......"Look who's talking!"

[Jos Stratford]

Yellowhammer to his colourful buddy:
"Don't look so bloody grumpy, I did tell you the weather would be awful!"

[AndyC]

"Of all the nesting sites in the world, you have to choose mine."

AndyC

[themexican]

Say 'chiz-iz-iz-iz-iz-iz-zeee.' and watch the birdy !

[Rob Smallwood]

"A little bit of what?"

[CornishExile]

'ello, gorgeous... d'you come here often?

[Richard D]

"Any idea what those strange men in the field are up to?"

[Reader]

"Any idea what those strange men in the field are up to?"

Hey!! are you calling Andrew strange. Don't answer that. lol

[Steve G]

Flash git.................... Buzz off!!!

[alcedo.atthis]

Never mind the stings, I'll show how it's done. Me, no chance, i'm yellow.



Malky

[dan pointon]

''What are you staring at, anyone would've though you'd never seen a Beeater before!''

[prairiemerlin]

Bee-eater: "Wie heissen Sie?"

Yellowhammer: "Foreign gibberish!!"

[Andrew]

Yellowhammer : "Flipping Chavs with their bling bling!"

[Jos Stratford]

Now looking at me?

[Reader]

Yellowhammer:

ok, you've been on TV so you can take your best bib & tucker off now.

[Ronald Zee]

What a wasted journey, the only thing I've seen sofar are bloody Englishmen.

[Jos Stratford]

What a wasted journey, the only thing I've seen sofar are bloody Englishmen.


Plus one or two Welsh ones too ...and the odd women as well :bounce:

[StuartReeves]

"little bit of bread and no bees..."

[Richard D]

"little bit of bread and no bees..."

My vote for the best so far :clap:

[Xenospiza]

Hey, that must be MC Hammer!

[gabba]

Yellowhammer.....habla ingles

[Padraig]

Gorgeous black necklace you've on there duckie. Mind if I fly up and make your acquaintance?

[Ghostly Vision]

What about a caption to go with the post:

I took this photo near my house a day or two ago. I have looked in all my books and cannot identify this colourful bird with the Yellowhammer. A friend of mine said it might be a Jay.

Can anyone help?

GV

[Colin]

Bee-eater to Yellowhammer - "There is a bloke over there taking a picture of the two of us. I reckon he's going to put it on the internet as a Bee-eater caption competition".

Yellowhammer to Bee-eater - "You could be right but it will be a Yellowhammer caption competition".

Bee-eater to Yellowhammer - "No, it will definitely be a Bee-eater caption competition".

Yellowhammer to Bee-eater - "Look, I've got the hammer, it will be a Yellowhammer caption competition and thats final".

[Colin]

Looks like the Yellowhammer was wrong!!

[Chris in France]

"That xxxxxxxxx Bird Fair must be around here somewhere!"

[midlandsbirder]

"You foreigners coming here and showing me up on my manor!"

.....any more?
I can,t remember eating that!