Can you think of a funny caption for this Kestrel?

[Reader]

I had a very relaxing day yesterday and 4 hours of it was spent at Summer Leys NR in Northants. There is an excellent half hide area where you can sit and watch the feeding station where possibly one of the largest colonies of tree Sparrows exist. Whilst there this Kestrel dropped onto a branch about 100 yards away from me on three different occasions affording me the chance to get a series of photos of the bird, one of them was this amusing one.

It looks right for a funny caption but I can't think of one just yet but I know how funny you guys and gals can be so can you think of a funny caption.

[MSA]

"I hope that birder doesn't wander off before I can get my camera out of my *@#@* backpack!"

[Andrew]

"Who does he think he is? David Attenborough?"

[David]

"Make your choice sir - swords or pistols at dawn!"

David

[alcedo.atthis]

"Do you think that I have a big butt in this outfit??"

Regards

Malky

[mini-colster]

"What you looking at pervert?!" (Little Britain quote)

[Andrew]

"How VERY dare you?"

(Catherine Tate Show)

[Mary Evelyn]

Shucks.........., don't do that..................,I hate having my picture taken ;)

[prairiemerlin]

"Hey! I'm an owl!"

[CPN]

I should have sprayed my birdeoderant a little more.

[Reader]

Brilliant

Keep em coming folks.

I must admit that I had thought of one on similar lines to David's.

[lvn600]

I bid you velcome -children of the night-

[AdrianB]

Get out of my dressing room!

[Nigel G]

Kestral Man - Caped Crusader

[Reader]

Kestral Man - Caped Crusader

I like that Nigel.

I thought of a cape as well but just couldn't put a caption to it.

[Steve G]

Psssstt, heard the one about the Hobby & the chocolate voles?

[Reader]

How about:

Here's looking at you kid.

[chris baker]

"Okay, Okay, next time I'll use paper"! Or " Bloody Hell, it is ME!!!"

CB

[salty]

sniff, sniff :eek!:

[Reader]

sniff, sniff :eek!:

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[Andrew]

"Get lost Craaaaaaaiiiiiiig Daaaaaaviiiiiiiiid!"

[Gramayr]

After studying Yoga for begginers, Kestrel got a bit 'wing-locked'

[Cashie]

Hang on a sec while i scratch my butt !!

[Pendragon]

"Wish I'd never had that Vindaloo last night!!!"

[jobkjoseph]

How about this:-

Geesh, u scared me & i shat in my undies!!!!

[desgreene]

Hitting that window was a bit painful, but I think I got away with it!

[Reader]

I swear, if you touch me there again I'll swing for you

[StuartReeves]

You know, I really should be in Ruffled Feathers.

[Reader]

You know, I really should be in Ruffled Feathers.


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[John Jackson]

Lesser Kestrel my arse

[kev_orni]

"Theres a preen gland here somewhere"-typical from a female species!! lol

[ta brandreth]

"How am I supposed to ID this Raptor,when the bird itself can't tell it's arse from it's elbow??"

[Krispo]

Blue Tit "psst, did my Kestral disquise work?" or "see you at hallowe'en"

[jimbirdy]

Esmerelda, she gave me water!

[Bill@dwp]

Looks to me like he doesnt know whether he's coming or going.

[London Birder]

Amadeus, Amadeus, rock me Amadeus ...

[harris hawk]

Is this the auditions for the Mask of Zorro?

paul

[matt green]

''up a bit...bit more...bit more...left...left...arrr there!

matt

[Reader]

It's nice to see this old thread resurrected. kepp the funny captions coming folks.

John

[Cashie]

Cant find the bloody zipper & i'm busting

[Reader]

Cant find the bloody zipper & i'm busting


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Priceless :-O

[Tim42]

'I don't know why I'm all wound up!' or 'Well, if a dog can...'

[dddiver]

Everybody was kung-fu fighting.....HAHH

[The Devil Bird]

How about this:
"What are you going taking pictures of me on the toilett, don't you dare put them in some bird magazine or on that birdforum that all the birdwatchers have, please! I need to change my panties!"

[Craig H]

Look into my eyes...1,2,3 sleep.

[The Tom]

Hey Oddie go an look up someone else,s a**e you fat git ;)

[Wolfinizer]

Next im putting on makeup...

[stuart C smith]

I had a very relaxing day yesterday and 4 hours of it was spent at Summer Leys NR in Northants. There is an excellent half hide area where you can sit and watch the feeding station where possibly one of the largest colonies of tree Sparrows exist. Whilst there this Kestrel dropped onto a branch about 100 yards away from me on three different occasions affording me the chance to get a series of photos of the bird, one of them was this amusing one.

It looks right for a funny caption but I can't think of one just yet but I know how funny you guys and gals can be so can you think of a funny caption.
ahh yes here it is, insert three AA batteries.

[stuart C smith]

I had a very relaxing day yesterday and 4 hours of it was spent at Summer Leys NR in Northants. There is an excellent half hide area where you can sit and watch the feeding station where possibly one of the largest colonies of tree Sparrows exist. Whilst there this Kestrel dropped onto a branch about 100 yards away from me on three different occasions affording me the chance to get a series of photos of the bird, one of them was this amusing one.

It looks right for a funny caption but I can't think of one just yet but I know how funny you guys and gals can be so can you think of a funny caption. so the vole works out in the gym.

[Hotspur]

They say if you have a rib removed it helps!?

[stuart C smith]

I had a very relaxing day yesterday and 4 hours of it was spent at Summer Leys NR in Northants. There is an excellent half hide area where you can sit and watch the feeding station where possibly one of the largest colonies of tree Sparrows exist. Whilst there this Kestrel dropped onto a branch about 100 yards away from me on three different occasions affording me the chance to get a series of photos of the bird, one of them was this amusing one.

It looks right for a funny caption but I can't think of one just yet but I know how funny you guys and gals can be so can you think of a funny caption.
all i did was turn off the traction control.

[MarcellC]

"Learnt this from that chameleon the other day but I'll be buggered how he does it without moving his head though"

[Evanji Axu]

"God dammit, can't I scratch my butt without people staring at me? Freaks."

[mothman]

Kestrel decline blamed on predation by..... er...... Kestrels.

[mooskibaby]

"Talk to the wing because my beak isn't listening!"

[AStevenson]

Wot you lookin at! Mind your own falcon business!!