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Pileatus
Friday 9th December 2005, 00:37
The binocular-toss test consists of tossing a binocular across a 15’ length of concrete. If you can’t bring yourself to conduct the test, the bin fails. The idea is that if you’re not willing to lose the binocular it probably spends too much time hidden under protective cover, unavailable for real birding. If you don’t believe me, read the article in this month’s BirdWatcher’s Digest.

John

PS
Yes, someone should be there to catch your binocular!!

zuiko
Friday 9th December 2005, 01:39
The binocular-toss test consists of tossing a binocular across a 15’ length of concrete. If you can’t bring yourself to conduct the test, the bin fails. The idea is that if you’re not willing to lose the binocular it probably spends too much time hidden under protective cover, unavailable for real birding. If you don’t believe me, read the article in this month’s BirdWatcher’s Digest.

John

PS
Yes, someone should be there to catch your binocular!!

I know from my time on camera forums that there are most certainly camera 'fondlers' who do more caressing of their equipment than actually using it.

I imagine there are binocular 'fondlers' as well.

I couldn't bring myself to do it, ie. the toss, because its like... say... putting your left testicle in a pair of pliers and giving it to your wife to hold trusting it won't slip or be squeezed. If you're not willing to try then it means you don't trust....

In both cases, it may not become damaged, but why risk it at all in the first place?

Regards.

justin2992
Friday 9th December 2005, 02:37
I know from my time on camera forums that there are most certainly camera 'fondlers' who do more caressing of their equipment than actually using it.

I imagine there are binocular 'fondlers' as well.

I couldn't bring myself to do it, ie. the toss, because its like... say... putting your left testicle in a pair of pliers and giving it to your wife to hold trusting it won't slip or be squeezed. If you're not willing to try then it means you don't trust....

In both cases, it may not become damaged, but why risk it at all in the first place?

Regards.

I guess it depends on which kind of a tosser you are?

zuiko
Friday 9th December 2005, 02:55
I guess it depends on which kind of a tosser you are?

Indeed. Those who toss their binoculars, and those who toss with them?

Curtis Croulet
Friday 9th December 2005, 03:55
You first, John. Let us know how your beloved SE performs.

ceasar
Friday 9th December 2005, 06:41
You first, John. Let us know how your beloved SE performs.

Is it true, John, that you were seriously considering "tossing" your SE's but you tossed your cookies first?

:'D

Bob

xenophobe
Friday 9th December 2005, 08:20
Wow... um....

You have a car? Drive it as fast as it can go and perform an emergency-brake spinout.... If you can't do this, then how can you trust your driving skills or your car?

err...

ta brandreth
Friday 9th December 2005, 14:58
I know from my time on camera forums that there are most certainly camera 'fondlers' who do more caressing of their equipment than actually using it.

I imagine there are binocular 'fondlers' as well.

I couldn't bring myself to do it, ie. the toss, because its like... say... putting your left testicle in a pair of pliers and giving it to your wife to hold trusting it won't slip or be squeezed. If you're not willing to try then it means you don't trust....

In both cases, it may not become damaged, but why risk it at all in the first place?

Regards.

Thanks, I now know what i'm doing tonight!!!
(Where did I put those pliers...)

Otto McDiesel
Friday 9th December 2005, 15:32
The binocular-toss test consists of tossing a binocular across a 15’ length of concrete.

i would have no problem doing that, because they are covered by the "passport", and they would probably survive anyway. i don't see the point, though.

Tero
Friday 9th December 2005, 15:44
Better test: Put inside suitcase, with soft items around them. Toss suitcase 15 feet. Might be a real life test some day.

Pileatus
Friday 9th December 2005, 15:48
Is it true, John, that you were seriously considering "tossing" your SE's but you tossed your cookies first?

:'D

Bob


Bob,

I'm considering tossing my wife's pair!

John

Steve Jones
Friday 9th December 2005, 20:59
I tossed my B & L Elite's onto my concrete drive the other week.....and Yes! they bounced admirably but still cost 65 quid to re-collimate. :0(

Otto McDiesel
Friday 9th December 2005, 22:04
Bob,

I'm considering tossing my wife's pair!

John

Hm, does Sandra know about this?