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Common Raven
Friday 30th March 2007, 16:49
I think I finally found my dream binos! From 6X to 18X in one compact bin! "Ruby coated," guaranteed "pinpoint sharpness," and only $66.00 - what a steal! Everyone trade in your Leicas today!

JomiraZooms
6x to 18x

From us only , just $99.00*
*But consider our "better deal": Any three items for the price of two! The least expensive of the three is yours FREE -- with our compliments!

JomiraZooms are the absolutely ultimate in binoculars. They fit in your hand and weigh less than 7 ozs. But they pack an enormous wallop in their small body. Porro roof-prism construction and ruby-coated lenses guarantee pinpoint sharpness at any distance. The 18mm objective lenses provide great light-gathering capacity making JomiraZooms utterly reliable even in the dim light of dawn or dusk. The zoom lever lets you smoothly change the magnification from 6x to 18x or anything in between. There can be nothing more useful for sports, nature watching, navigation, and so many other pursuits. We are the exclusive importers of JomiraZooms and are therefore able to bring them to you at the unprecedented price of just $99. Similar zoom binoculars are nationally advertised at $150. But here is the "even much better deal." Buy two for just $198 and we'll send you a third one, with our compliments - absolutely FREE! That brings the cost to just $66 each! Incredible, isn't it? Treat yourself to something extraordinary that will give you a lifetime of use and pleasure. Order your JomiraZooms today!

http://www.jomirabooks.com/cgi-bin/store/store.cgi?product_id=1416&full=yes

rozinante
Friday 30th March 2007, 17:00
"JomiraZooms are the absolutely ultimate in binoculars."

Realy?

stuart C smith
Friday 30th March 2007, 17:39
will i be able to see elvis with a pair of those ?

narawood
Friday 30th March 2007, 21:12
From us only , just $99.00*
*But consider our "better deal": Any three items for the price of two! The least expensive of the three is yours FREE -- with our compliments!
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I tried these today and, yes, I could see pigs flyng much more clearly than I had ever seen before, so much so that I identified that flying pigs actually excrete bull*%^|. Seeing Elvis riding on the back of a sow was such an unexpected bonus.

narawood

Robert / Seattle
Friday 30th March 2007, 23:22
will i be able to see elvis with a pair of those ?


Young Elvis, maybe. Old Elvis, No! - The FOV isn't quite wide enough.

redeyedvideo
Friday 30th March 2007, 23:34
"Ruby coated,"


Guaranteed to scare any bird within 100 yards range. Like a pair of massive Eagle's eyes looking at the poor little bird. Awful things.


DJ

Henry B
Friday 30th March 2007, 23:46
B O G O F bins ,sure.

dafi
Saturday 31st March 2007, 01:39
its all well and good to take the pee outa this stuff but shouldnt this direct advertising stuff be in the clasifieds.or better stil ebay or even addtrader .
I think Henry hit the nail square. BOGOF BINS..

nctexasbirder
Saturday 31st March 2007, 04:57
hey, get me a pair! i wanna see Elvis and flying pigs too!

these bins must REALLY be revolutionary!!!

narawood
Saturday 31st March 2007, 10:07
[QUOTE=dafi]its all well and good to take the pee outa this stuff but shouldnt this direct advertising stuff be in the clasifieds.or better stil ebay or even addtrader .
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I agree Dafi, the advertisement should not be here, hopefully a bit of p-taking will dissuade direct advertising, the replies do make me smile though. But wait, isn't Common Raven just taking the p and giving us a smile.

NWBirder
Saturday 31st March 2007, 20:51
I saw the ads on US News the other day while I was sitting in the lounge waiting for my oil change for my car. I cannot resist cracking up after reading their 1/4 page ad. Wondering whether that ad really works, or they just wasted money...

dafi
Saturday 31st March 2007, 21:04
Oh well eight out of ten Elvis cant be wrong. I might get three pair just in case.

dafi
Saturday 31st March 2007, 21:14
[QUOTE=dafi]its all well and good to take the pee outa this stuff but shouldnt this direct advertising stuff be in the clasifieds.or better stil ebay or even addtrader .
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I agree Dafi, the advertisement should not be here, hopefully a bit of p-taking will dissuade direct advertising, the replies do make me smile though. But wait, isn't Common Raven just taking the p and giving us a smile.

Oops i may be doing Common Raven a bit of a disservice here then. I thought he was advertising. Never thinking he had posted it for a laugh. Sorry to him if thats the case and i just took it a bit to literaly.

Tero
Sunday 1st April 2007, 06:02
I had a pair of 7-15X zooms once, reverse porros. I did not pay more thant $35. They could actually be used at tht 7-9x end. The 7x was surprisingly bright. I do not have those anymore.