Posted Monday 18th February 2008 at 21:53 by amelia1730
I had a fight right in the middle of the road today! Had him pinned down right on the white line, wings fluttering and scrabbling, legs pointing skyward, panic in his eyes, cars approaching. That'll teach him to enter my territory. Put the wind up him I can tell you!
He's been hanging around for quite a while now, stealing my early morning quota of sultanas and eyeing up my woman. I don't know what he thinks he's playing at. I've been here since last May. Announced my arrival by a...