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Zen-Ray Binoculars Giveaways. Ultimate Prize: two pairs of PRIME HD binoculars (19 Viewers)

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The Washington Post had a contest wherein participants were
asked to tell the younger generation how much harder they
had it "in the old days." Winners, runners-up, and honorable
mentions are listed below.


And the winner:

In my day, we didn't have rocks. We had to go down to the
creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads.

I got a chuckle out of this Alan.;)

Good luck everybody!
 
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One last try. Too make things better if I win the Mega Millions Tonight I will buy each one of you here that posted on this thread your own pair of Zen-Ray's PS Charles please cut me a deal for buying a large quanity. No joking guys free pair for all.
 
was once was a ‘watcher from Cathay
tried to find a warbler with zen ray
had to use the close focus
to find the right locus
but then the warbler flew away

trefford
 
A new day begun - A chance to win a Zen-Ray - this is my last one! Thanks Charles !!

It's autumn here; but not yet fall
You see we're upside down, from y'all
But no matter the weather, or the season
We're all posting here, for the one reason :loveme:

One by one, out of the woodwork they come
Old seasoned hands, along with posting virgins, and eager new chum |:D|
To enter you only need reply to this thread
But write a poem for a bit of street cred 3:)

There's quite a few of us mugs, and a couple of prose
About a dozen winners; many runners-up; that's how it goes
As long as your post is in, you're a chance of a Zen-Ray
And if it's something interesting, you may make somebody's day B :)

I'm trying to contribute, in a useful way
But the fog in my brain just won't go away
I'm on enough painkillers, to drop a bull elephant :hippy:
I tried a healing chant, but the Doc reckons the pills are important

Under strict orders, prescribed by the Quack
But trust me kids - not having a clear mind present - is whack
Drugs are no good - keeping you from where you need to be o:D
Too bad if you've got a crook back, bung shoulder, dicky knee - or even all three!

Kids ...... DON'T pick a fight with gravity - you'll come off second best :h?:
This poetry's hardly elegant, I'm laid up havin' a woozy rest
But here in this haze, as I gaze out the window
I grab my Zen-Rays an' spy a lil' somethin', brings smiling heartfelt glow

Lifting my spirits, with long skinny neck - is White-faced Heron, sitting on a branch that is bare
Stiff as a board, still as a pond - pretending to be invisible, with skyward stare
Silly little Heron, don't you know I can see you there?
Mad side eyeballs, checking me out every now and then

But I can see you clearly, with my brand new Zen !





:clap: Massive thanks to Charles :t:

Chosun :gh:

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This is the end ....... my only friend ....... the end ........ into your loving arms again ........ The End
 
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Dum dum... dum dum... dum dum... dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumdumDUM!
 
I don't even know why I'm posting because I didn't win the Mega Millions lottery tonight despite buying THREE tickets.

I'm beginning to feel that my chances of winning a Prime ED are about 112 million to one.
 
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