As a denizen of a country stuffed with birds I could make such good use of Zen-Ray binoculars which would enable me to pick out not just those brazen avian tarts bedizened with garish colour ready to cozen me into stunned admiration, but also those many dozen little browny ones hidden in the multiplicity of browny foliage. The clarity of such an image would then be eternally frozen in my mind and I think the joy of such an experience would make me a better citizen. . . .
David, your cartoon :-O was not quite what I had in mind! (ya flamin' pelican!)