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So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”
 
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One of my squaddies in my army came up to my bunk bed the other day and had a hairdryer against my duvet, I said: “Don’t blow my cover”
 
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
 
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