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flossiepip
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Friday 20th post
scary-canary
Canaries forever... and i'm not always scary, some
Has anyone won yet?
spuggyhawk
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Good morning,miserable day here !
Leigh Caudwell
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Hope the weather picks up for the weekend.
alan_rymer
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Adam wakes up with a huge hangover after attending the Staff
Christmas Party.
Adam is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as
he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Adam had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Adam sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around
the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note
hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little
hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Vicki "
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at
the table, eating. Adam asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he
asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I
have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99.
Hot Breakfast $4.20.
Two Aspirins $.38.
Saying the right thing, at the right time,
PRICELESS!!!!
Christmas Party.
Adam is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol at all.
He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as
he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Adam had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Adam sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around
the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note
hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little
hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,
I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight.
I love you, darling! Love, Vicki "
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at
the table, eating. Adam asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he
asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I
have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
married!!"
Broken Coffee Table $239.99.
Hot Breakfast $4.20.
Two Aspirins $.38.
Saying the right thing, at the right time,
PRICELESS!!!!
scary-canary
Canaries forever... and i'm not always scary, some
Genius:-O
black crow
Well-known member
Here I am, do your best to not pick me. Official entry for 1/20/1012 an arbitrary set of numbers in eternity.
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