Friday Afternoon Puns (1 Viewer)

How about some bird related song puns for a friday? 3

Here's some of my worse efforts for you to 'enjoy':

Otis Redstart - Seawatching on the dock of the bay
Rolling Turnstones - Redstart me up
Curlew Minogue - Birder the devil you know
Mott the Whooper - all the young "Dudes"
Kid Pratincole and the coconuts - Oh Avocet, I'm not your daddy
Paul McCapercaillie & Stevie Wader - E-bonelli's* and Ivory**
Cliff Richard*** - Mistle Thrush and wine
Gulls Aloud - Sound of the Eider down |8.|
Deep Purple**** - Smoke on the water rail
Midge Ure - No Egrets

*warbler
** gull
***('s pipit)
**** gallinule

Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird freely adapted:

If I leave here tomorrow
I'll be on Fair Isle by half past three
So I must be travelling on now
Cos there's too many birds that I gotta see

If I stay here at Minsmere
Things just wouldn't be the same
I got the Lesser Kes in April
Now I need a tick again....

continue with crashing guitars into normal refrain and 17 minute guitar break

John

Aerosmith - Dude looks like a lady
James Morrison - you can't tick some dodgy string

Owen

Temptations - Just my emargination.