Day 6 still continuing, and Part One of a Rather Boring Train Journey (or perhaps a bit interesting, if you happen to like reading about other people's train journeys) ...
It was nice to be ready and waiting for the train in plenty of time, in rather stark contrast to the stresses of train catching in the UK at the onset of the trip, seemingly half a lifetime previously. I made my way to the correct platform, and found the train already there and waiting for me. It was an interesting journey ...
It was now late afternoon (got my timings slightly skew-whiff in the last posting) , and I had an approximate journey of 24 hours to make (carry out/endure/finish/enjoy) to reach Donetsk the next day, some 700 or so miles to the east (it was decidedly the slow train to where it was going, with an average speed of c. 30 miles an hour or so). The train itself was pretty much not as I had expected – it was of course a sleeper train, and I guess I was expecting it be something old and wooden and in which Poirot* would have been suitably at home in or on, or else rather more up-to-date and modern. It was of course somewhere in between – this particular travelling device turned out to be a bit more akin to a cheap American diner than I would have expected, with cheap looking dark red plastic vinyl seating, and plenty of hefty aluminium-ish fittings. No carpets. All very practical, utilitarian and a bit garish. But then I was of course in third class. This also meant open plan (with concomitant privacy, or lack of, issues). I may have mentioned the price before, but I’ll repeat it again, as if I’ve forgotten myself, it’s highly likely anyone else reading will have too. Anyway – the 24 hour journey cost 108 Uah, or about £8, which I felt was quite good value. A lot cheaper than flying, or getting a limo. I had read that it was actually safer to be in third class than second, simply because it was so open plan. You could choose your seat too when booking, but no bottom bunks were available – they tend to go earlier as older and more decrepit people take them, and it’s meant to be safer on your possessions as you can put them in the locker which is under your seat. The carriage is divided up, so 2 seats on side of the aisle, 4 on the other, with the seats later doubling up as the bottom bunks. I’m sure it’s pretty standard stuff …
Anyway … there I was on the train, when in came my new travelling companion for the journey. I could equally have said that in bounded a young chap like a giant oversized puppy. Or, even, in bounded a giant young puppy. He was pretty pleased to be sitting in the seat opposite me, to the extent that as soon as he saw I was another cool youngish person**, and even before he’d reached his seat, he’d turned back halfway down the corridor and two minutes later returned with two cans of lager from his luggage. And well, when he spoke to me and I replied in English … his virtual tail was whirring like an automaton and his ears were doing backflips.***
This was a bit of a shame, as I was all psyched up for birding every last remaining daylight hour from the train, and I’m not actually that far gone in the grumpy old soul stakes that I can manage to not try and be polite when my birding is interrupted and a human being speaks to me. I guess I was at a slight disadvantage because I wasn't actually doing any birding yet to be interrupted from - we hadn’t actually left the station yet, and I could hardly sit with my bins pressed up to the window glass and hence avoid all eye contact. I mean, that would have been well weird ...
So, the next hour or two passed in an ‘interesting’ enough manner ... He spoke limited English, and so very quickly into the journey out came his laptop and we started conversing via google translate or whatever its east European equivalent was (this was totally his idea. I had indeed tried staring fixedly out of the window at the countryside we were passing through, but I had accepted his beer, and hence had a social obligation I then had to fulfill. Drat and double drat. The Evils of Drink ...).
He’d write something moderately interesting, or not, the program would translate it, I’d think of a reply, write it down, toggle the language thing back, slide the laptop around on the table, he’d read it, pause pensively, reply back, I'd do the same and on and on for quite a little while (I'm sure the time and onerous nature of the task would have flown and dissipated if he'd been young and attractive female ... but in that case they probably wouldn't have been conversing with me in the first place). Half the time it was already going of on a slight tangent as the translation program slightly mangled the meanings. Although he was Ukrainian, of course he was fluent in Russian (dare I say it, a quite similar language), but his spelling wasn’t quite so hot in the nearly same language. Oh the perils of the modern age! He even tried asking me if I was on facebook – I quickly quashed that one with respect to having a new penpal by telling him I wasn’t on facebook. This wasn’t quite true – I did join facebook, some years back, however it got to the point where I had reached the point of having 5 friends and realised this was starting to become too many, so I stopped using it. I think I probably offended a few people by not replying to their ‘friendship ‘requests. At least I didn’t get ‘poked’, at least to my knowledge. I’m probably still on it – unless someone’s written me a virtual obituary yet ... (Wonder if my Farmville crops have turned into secondary scrubland yet?)
It turned out that he was married with a kid in a town somewhere down the line (literally) – a couple of hundred miles from his workplace. His work involved laying wooden flooring, and he had himself even seen a wolf in the Carpathian mountains when he was a kid, so he told me when I showed him the pic on my camera. I’m not saying this devalued my earlier sighting, as of course everyone knows wolves are just exceedingly common in the Carpathian Mountains …
*(I’m not actually a big Poorot fan – the gf is however a general fan of that genre, so often catch glimpses of the slightly rotund moustachied one on the shiny box as I go about my own evening pursuits)
**(… ‘another cool youngish person’. Good looking as well of course. Calm under pressure. Intelligent, modest … did I mention cool yet?)
***(The novelty of being English abroad is sometimes a bit of a pain, although shouldn’t complain really. In some ex-soviet bloc (USSR) nations the English (or British I guess) are much admired and liked apparently. Which is a bit odd, given the whole east-west history thing, and that the americans are not particularly well liked at all ...)