Kirk Roth
Rarely to be taken seriously
Considering that each goldfinch has nonzero mass, if there was an uncountable number of them in the ABA, the ABA would necessarily collapsed to a black hole due to the infinite mass of goldfinches.
An irrefutable truth! Albeit one that relies on assumptions - for example any quantity may be "uncountable" to any entity which does not yet know how to count the said quantity...