Well Birdforum members-you'll are having a good time taking pictures of us aren't you-we birds wanted to talk to you"ll for a long time but couldn't because we couldnt get a idiot birder to mind control-but finely got this idiot loony(sorry for the language-he has limited vocabulary so what can i do).
We too have laughed our self silly when you'll come to photograph or I.D. us.
Take for example this Dr.Singh-oh we have a belly full of laughs when he comes to our habitate-are you'll so thick as him-heat,Sun,Rain or flood he is here huffing and puffing after us-oh we do show our self to him and soon as he is about to press the shutter button-we fly off-oh my you should hear the colourful language,the stompping on the ground and see his fist shaking at us-oh we have a belly ache laughing.Like to-day he came to the patch with two things on his mind-a bad mood and to get the two birds he is after-oh the bad mood..oh it's a scream-opps I almost fell of my perch with laughter-lol-He was happy when he came to the practice-the first patient he saw had a very bad throat(that is why me the White-throated king..is telling you the story)-he told him to open his mouth and say ACHH and then he depressed the tongue to see the throat and the patient let of a huge BURP right in Dr Face-i can see Doc wilting and then he (dr) collopsed in his chair-the patient had eaten onions and turnips for breakfast oh my the poor Dr got it in his face-oh what a hoot(all the birds are already belly up with laughter).Then a lady weighing 200lbs came in to check her blood pressure-it took him 15mins to wrape the cuff around her arm(barely could close the cuff).Then as he inflated the cuff every 10mmg she started farting..and when he increased the pressure to 200mmg-she was going like a machine gun-oh please let me wipe the tears from my eyes with my feathers-oh the poor soul wilted again due to the stench-oh we bird havent had so much fun since who flung the chunk-..lol,lo...
So now he is trugging all our our place so that he can forget what happened.
The 2nd thing on is mind is ..The Black Baza and the Chestnut -winged cuckoo-both are here but our doctor has been missing them for the last one month-lol,lol,lol-like now he was resting under a tree with the black baza on top of the same tree-the baza let's go and his shoe gets splattered -then as the baza glides away -he is left shaking his fist at the baza-oh (he is hopeless in flying shots).So no birds to-day for but i took pity on him-s i have been running rings around him but he still doesnt notice-ARE YOU ALL BIRDERS SO DENSE-so finaley i perched just 20 feet in front of him where even he couldnt miss me-do you'll see the smirk on my beak..well birders of B.F. it has been a blast knowing you'll esp. Dr Singh-he,he,lool.Hope you'll like my picture-I am still laughing..kek..kek..kek...