....a birding story....lol.. (Megalaima chrysopogon)

...yes people a birding story..a week ago a patient in his 50s came to and said Doc..i am a diabetic and my bird function is reduced...oh i said..did all the blood tests and E.C.G....found that hewas fit and put him on T.Viagra-80mg--before sex..he went home happy..yesterday..he landed back here with his wife in a sarong..oh no....he kept mumbling it is dead and Doc i made a mistake when i sent my wife to learn driving...any got him on thr couch and unvield..oh my God the bird was Blue and yellow and black from the beak to the base..:'D he said Doc..see the beak..it is black..after having se.. with wife my wife went to sleep..but my bird was still awake..when at 4am..she grabs my bird and shout..1st gear...i was shocked..then holding on she say's..2nd gear and moves down..by now Doc the pain was setting in..she shifts and then says..3rd gear and then 4th gear..by the time the pain was agony..then finely holding the base shouts.Reverse gear..and i screamed and she woke up..she says she doesnt know how it happened...with a straight face..i sprayed some Local on it and give him pain killers and some antibiotic...as he left he wails it isnt dead Doc..no i said about two weeks it will be fine..before i could collopse laughing..the wife comes in say..Doc how is he..I said WHY..she didnt answer but says how long..i said two weeks..AAAAAAAhh she says ..Doc do you know he has married a 28 yrs old his 2nd wife..and says..this coming two weeks he is supposed to stay with her..both me and her collopsed howling..how mean can females get...lol....3:-)..:-O Please believe me it is the truth..people i you'll like the pics..this will be my last pictire..for after 3months i am going to a new place to work..this chap had promised me that after 3months he will up my pay..in three months i brought his clinic from 20 patients to 76patients..he loss i guess..i am startying at anothr place..9 to 5pm and getting double then what i was getting here..see you'll in April or earlier.