Do you want to like a Leica or a Vortex?
Or do you think a Zeiss is twice as nice?
Does armour with a bad smell
Make you sick and feel unwell?
Is a Swaro nice despite the asking price?
Do you love a Leupold or drift towards a Swift?
Do Zen-Ray or a Maven get you ravinโ?
Do brand names give you headaches?
And decisions feel like earthquakes?
Do you walk out from the dealer feeling miffed?
Is Birdforum just a place to place your musings?
Do you linger there when you have time to spare?
Do you find the posts inspiring?
Or do you leave desiring
You would speak your mind if only you could dare?
Opticron or Kite could be the question,
Its enough to give you gout or indigestion!
No matter how you put it,
Some other member will rebut it,
Leaving you once more with nausea and depression.
But bino lovers love to linger with each other,
We are all just like a sister and a brother.
A bit of humour gets us through,
Despite the Covid and the flu,
So lets lift a glass and then lets have another.
Lee
I blame the isolating due to Covid....
Or do you think a Zeiss is twice as nice?
Does armour with a bad smell
Make you sick and feel unwell?
Is a Swaro nice despite the asking price?
Do you love a Leupold or drift towards a Swift?
Do Zen-Ray or a Maven get you ravinโ?
Do brand names give you headaches?
And decisions feel like earthquakes?
Do you walk out from the dealer feeling miffed?
Is Birdforum just a place to place your musings?
Do you linger there when you have time to spare?
Do you find the posts inspiring?
Or do you leave desiring
You would speak your mind if only you could dare?
Opticron or Kite could be the question,
Its enough to give you gout or indigestion!
No matter how you put it,
Some other member will rebut it,
Leaving you once more with nausea and depression.
But bino lovers love to linger with each other,
We are all just like a sister and a brother.
A bit of humour gets us through,
Despite the Covid and the flu,
So lets lift a glass and then lets have another.
Lee
I blame the isolating due to Covid....