I think the bicycle forums would eat him alive! Birdforum is very gentle, by comparison
Speaking of which: are you on Bikeforums or Slowtwitch, Sancho?
Edit: Giant Defy and Canyon, eh? Nice bikes, both. I have a Ridley Damocles, a Lynskey Sportive and a couple of others, but am thinking of treating myself to either a Cervelo S5 or a Specialized Venge in a few months when I turn 40, with the new SRAM Red (electronic shifting is the work of the devil!!!). Already have the wheels waiting for it - HED Stinger 6 tubs.
(Apologies to the rest of the group, but I figure bike geekery might be a step towards the better, given where this thread is going)