garra de loro
I have two articles to write by Friday, and they are both boring as h..e..double hockey sticks -- the regional economic outlook for the second half of 2014 and a profile of one of the counties in our region. Wish I could get somebody else to write these so I could catch up on my beauty sleep.
How do I hire a writing zombie?
Brock 7/16
full-intelligence writing-zombie is not hiring
master mi buying in flea-market Rastro de Madrid
1 evil witchmaster haiti mi poisonyng with crustaceus venom mi veri sick 1 burial then updigging same night rezucitation mi alweys littl dizzi
full slaveri working plantation than 1 night seven tropical spoonbills mi carriing off europe master mi buiing for garden-work mi no like master mi full training writing zombie
mi tasks is: writing letter to cheeky lawiers
writing fake apolygy to govement-offycials whot master was offending
writing thret-letters to neybourghs whot is complaining 2 much
also writing other letters whot is suffysient with moderate braindamage-wryting like forum entry etc etc
¡mi is NOT silly film-zomby bloody mess making! (mi cute hayrcut, cleen shyrt, streight teeth, manners moderetly well)
¡mi only niceberry eating so mi NOT liking little greedybeaks stealing niceberries!
when winning lovely prismaticos (august 10 fixd appoyntment) mi ever making full-nyght observation for niceberry-bush
gdl (fool-inteligencia writing-zombie)
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Please note: For personal reasons I've given up posting. Whatever you may read above is an automatic post created by my writing-zombie Garra-de-Loro. I assume no responsibility for the contents. Replies will not be understood, though they may still be answered.
Raffaele