Can I add this to my list (1 Viewer)

TerryH

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #1

On the way back from Bridlington as we approached the Humber Bridge the car in front had a Parrot wandering about freely inside hopping from seat to seat with the couple in front. Can't get poss ID on type see photo.

Wonder how they get out the car without it flying off?
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alan_rymer

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #2

I thing thats really poor. Ticking a bird you can't ID!.
But, its your list. :king:

 

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lou

Member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #3

chuck it on, if you have that though, I'm getting my arse down to the zoo, sharpish!!!

 

CJW

Hit-and-run WUM

• Apr 29, 2003

• #4

Oh my God Kevin!
I'm just thankful you didn't do any of the old "Cockatoo" jokes....

 

alan_rymer

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #5

I was going to add, that as it wasn't lying down it couldn't be a Norwegion Blue!.
Hope it wasn't stolen as the owners would had to report a Polygone.
Plastic bird?. Polystyrene!.
Tony giggles a lot. Polytickle joke!.

I could go on, and on, and on!.

 

CJW

Hit-and-run WUM

• Apr 29, 2003

• #6

Please don't Alan......

 

alan_rymer

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #7

CJW
I accept bribery!

 

CJW

Hit-and-run WUM

• Apr 29, 2003

• #8

Alan, I've ben wracking my brains trying to come up with an original parrot joke, but can't think of any. I've probably missed a psitta though.......

 

Andrew

wibble wibble

• Apr 29, 2003

• #9

You can count it if it's not dead! Was John Cleese driving?

 

T0ny

Okillre Member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #10

If they leave the parrot in the car when it's raining, it'll be polyunsaturated.
If it makes the tea, it'll be polyputheketalon.
If it speaks many languages, it must be a polyglot.

Tony

PS if it says 'sorry' to horses, it's apollygees

 

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Yve_M

Colonial Member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #11

Hey TOny I'm still giggling.

If it has a variety of colours it is polychromatic.
If she is a good little girl it should be called PollyAnna.
If he mates with more than one female he would be a polygamist.
-groan, I'd better stop now.

 

T0ny

Okillre Member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #12

If anyone 'splits their sides' laughing at this lot (unlikely I know) it could be a parrotschism of laughter.

Tony

 

seb_seb

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #13

if it.............................no i havent got any!!

 

Andrew

wibble wibble

• Apr 29, 2003

• #14

The best I can do is ask if it was a polychromatic Polly?

 

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simondix

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #15

Jokes like that should be an offence. Get the Pollyce

 

alan_rymer

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #16

Heard about the Mexican Parrot.
All his friend found out that if he was touched anywhere, he burst out laughing. It eventually got too much, even his old but sucessful Grandfather whose teeth had all fallen out ( he succeeded ) poked him to make him laugh.
Anyway, he ran away to the USA and asked for Polly Tickle Asylum! .
Its the way I tell em. ( or not).
Anon:eek!:

 

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alan_rymer

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #17

That Norwegian Blue came bak to haunt the Pet Shop owner ( Eric Idle? ). It became a Pollytergist!.

And the old Grandfather Parrot who wouldn't stop poking the Laughing Parrot,
He became a Polly tickle terrorist

 

alan_rymer

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #18

Blame it on Kevin!.

He started it!

 

Andrew

wibble wibble

• Apr 29, 2003

• #19

Let's polly well give it a rest!

 

TerryH

Well-known member

• Apr 29, 2003

• #20

When I posted this I didn't realize it would bring so much joy.
The joke is thow if the owner is a member of this forum he'll never own up now:>)

Or will he?