firstreesjohn
Well-known member
“I saw this, & started to mutter;
Then, got inna bittuva flutter !
No-one could pronounce
What this do announce:
Its title, you just cannot utter !
This last year’s bad-typo’d Report
Has not made Our County more short:
We’re one letter longer –
Tho’, doubtless, not stronger –
To say it, your mouth must contort !
Perhaps, coz it talks of the Raven
(The bravest black bird, no way craven),
&, its call: a cronk –
Newly heard in Norfolnk –
Is why this misspelling’s engraven (?).
My heart did experience some ire
On the renaming of Our Dear Shire.
But, The Contents ? They’re fine –
It’s just that damn’d spine –
That, somehow, has gone a bit haywire !”
Soon after receiving this, I saw what was only my 2nd Raven in County.
Then, got inna bittuva flutter !
No-one could pronounce
What this do announce:
Its title, you just cannot utter !
This last year’s bad-typo’d Report
Has not made Our County more short:
We’re one letter longer –
Tho’, doubtless, not stronger –
To say it, your mouth must contort !
Perhaps, coz it talks of the Raven
(The bravest black bird, no way craven),
&, its call: a cronk –
Newly heard in Norfolnk –
Is why this misspelling’s engraven (?).
My heart did experience some ire
On the renaming of Our Dear Shire.
But, The Contents ? They’re fine –
It’s just that damn’d spine –
That, somehow, has gone a bit haywire !”
Soon after receiving this, I saw what was only my 2nd Raven in County.