matt green
Norfolkman gone walkabout
Meanwhile try another memory aid for a bit of fun:
MALE Bar-tailed = the ALCOHOLIC bird
1. Beer gut
2. Head in it's drink, nose pointing up at optics
3. Drinks slowly to avoid a long bill
3. Alcoholic flush
4. Legless
all leads to being BARRED permanently in the end! (female tries to avoid bars altogether except at tail-end of the evening, and generally shows a warm peachy glow rather than alcoholic flush)
MALE and FEMALE Black-tailed = BINGE drinkers
1. Knocks back it's drink one after the other - 'bottoms up'
2. One night out leaves them with a Long bill in the red
3. Have beginnings of alcoholic flush (although Icelandic drinkers tend to develop greater flush similar to alcoholic Bar-Tailed) but then always gets BARRED in the middle of the evening rather than at the end
4. Usually have the legs to walk away!
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Exellent stuff:'D
I shall now endeavour to scrawl the above notes into the relevant pages of my Collins field guide!!
If ever I passed it on I'd love to see the new owners face as they read the added verse
Matt
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