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Old Thursday 25th August 2005, 11:33   #1
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returning a favour

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door.......

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the
morning."

He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunken guy asking for a push" he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asked.

"No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring
rain outside!"

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and
you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course), gets dressed and goes out
into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello? Are you
still there?"

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
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Old Thursday 25th August 2005, 15:20   #2
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Nice one!!

I must admit that I expected something quite different at the end.
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Old Thursday 25th August 2005, 15:25   #3
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ROFL, Pete, good one!
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Old Thursday 25th August 2005, 22:27   #4
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nice little twist, good work!
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