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<blockquote data-quote="Mouldy" data-source="post: 1343275" data-attributes="member: 25743"><p><strong>one bad joke deserves another</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">"But up steps Choupique to save the day. He reaches down and picks up a large round metal object, complete with a handle, and clangs it onto the bar counter.</span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Toothpick in place, he asks, "Have you change of a bin lid, Tom?"</span></p><p></p><p>Have I put too much thought into this and got it wrong? I was taking bin lid as rhyming slang for quid, but with it actually being a bin lid and not a quid it fits in with the woodpecker being called an Ivory billed but not being a ........ah forget it, crap joke anyway. </p><p></p><p>Believe it or not I made this one up :</p><p></p><p>Did you hear about the reluctant cannibal penguin off the coast of south america?</p><p>He was made to eat humboult pie...........:-O</p><p></p><p>Actually I don't get that one myself now :eek!:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mouldy, post: 1343275, member: 25743"] [b]one bad joke deserves another[/b] [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]"But up steps Choupique to save the day. He reaches down and picks up a large round metal object, complete with a handle, and clangs it onto the bar counter. Toothpick in place, he asks, "Have you change of a bin lid, Tom?"[/COLOR] Have I put too much thought into this and got it wrong? I was taking bin lid as rhyming slang for quid, but with it actually being a bin lid and not a quid it fits in with the woodpecker being called an Ivory billed but not being a ........ah forget it, crap joke anyway. Believe it or not I made this one up : Did you hear about the reluctant cannibal penguin off the coast of south america? He was made to eat humboult pie...........:-O Actually I don't get that one myself now :eek!: [/QUOTE]
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