I got a detention once for trying to
explain what a species constitutes! (The poor fugger(mix of two profanities, you can figure it out yourselves) had probably just decided to take it easy on the normal kids, and had decided to include all gulls as one 'species'! I presume he meant 'family' but I had to correct him, and being a strict custard (another mix and match)he gave me a detention for backchattiing.
When I was six, we had to keep a diary at school over what we had done at the weekend, and I tried to write that I had seen a Wigeon, but my teacher assumed I meant a shucking pigeon! Sometimes teachers never learn!:-O
Otherwise, my detentions come mainly in the form of back-chatting, refusing to do work/writing silly things/writing an entire French essay in Spanish after my French teacher accused me of being small-minded to other people and only wanting to know the english language!I would like to learn French but my teacher had a hairy upper lip, a nervous disposition and an inability to relate to a teenager, and had decided to become a teacher! what was I supposed to do?
And actually Halcon my fairly good list comes from staring out the window from lessons wherever I can, and is helped by the fact we have several conifers in the school grounds, we are right next to the coast and are placed directly below a small migration route out over Seaford Head!