Silvercrest I do sincerly appologise, It does appear that the poster who my reply was aimed at was correct and I do only have 1 brain cell. Dean
Dean, nowhere did I imply you had one brian cell. What I did ask you to do was see the thing from my perspective, not your own. I was asking you to consider and to be considerate.
If a dog is on a lead, by its master's side or in it's master's vehicle yup I'll happily stand there and talk with them but I will always say right from the start I can't get too close as I have an extreme allergic reaction to dog hair.
I didn't always have the condition. Came on in my 30s (I blame air-conditioned offices) and suddenly overnight I couldn't go near dogs. My brother and his family had a Cocker Spaniel at the time, and I couldn't go in their house. Now their dog was a family member, they weren't going to get rid of it for me (nor would I ask them to) so I just didn't go to their house for the next eleven years and we dropped to seeing each other about once a year, but I didn't blame him or begrudge him that. He just made sure his dog was always away from me, and I thank him for that.
I don't have a hatred of dogs. If I did I would've made the phone call and the farmer would have been down in a flash and shot that pooch last last weekend. I know Farmer Palmer's not going to be pleased with me when he finds out I didn't tell him, that's for sure. The local paper has been full of stories of savged lambs in the last few weeks.
But, and I know I'm repeating myself here, if I allow some dog to keep jumping on me then I am going to get hair on me, and I will have my throat close. I'm not going to let that happen.
Last year at one place where I was working for a short while I had to put up with a woman who insisted on bringing her collie in the building, and combing it, sometimes in the kitchen area. I asked her not to, because of my condition. But poochy-woochy wasn't going to not be pampered because of some silly man and a week or so later I downed a cuppa with a hair in the cup. The dozen or so people who saw the reaction were stunned by the sight of me all curled up, hurling up and fighting for breath.
The next day, I politely (work situation, no Anglo Saxon) but firmly pointed out that the person in question should respect my wishes and refrain from combing their collie indoors. Since then, the two dog owners of that group has sent me to Coventry for what was me asking them to show consideration but they see as some ghastly attack on doggie-kind.
I'm sorry you seem to doubt I have this allergic reaction and might be making this up. I'm sure there might be one or two of the Sandwich Bay Bird Obs regulars out there who'll remember the times when I worked there when I was rolled up on the floor unable to breathe thanks to dog hair. I never blamed the dogs, but I would make sure their owners knew to keep them away from me. These owners would usually have a little less sympathy than say my brother, and I knew they would never refrain from bringing their pooches into the Obs. Oh the fun we at times had if there was a school visit and we dared ask to have these visiting pets kept away from the kiddiwinks. You'd have thought I'd slit the throat of their first-born. Put in its simplest terms, we have yet another example of dog owners not willing to consider potential dangers because their darlings would never do that.
So, I'm sorry you don't like the idea that if a mutt jumps up on me I take aggresive action to get the thing off me, but it really is because I actually prefer breathing to not breathing.
The land adjoining my property has a footpath on it that is clearly marked 'dogs to be kept on lead'. If I'm on that, the owner has ignored the signs and I've got his "buthe'smybabyjustlikeanotherchildofthefamilyandsonly sayinghelloandbeingfriendly" rubbing itself over me I am going to take action.
I haven't been writing this solely for you Dean, my hope is always one or two dog owners out there actually might re-consider their own behaviour in public places after reading my words. I respect your right to argue the case against my views. But please, after this, don't continue to dismiss my argument as I must surely be making up my condition as part of some sort of anti-dog wind-up.
Inconsiderate dog-owners. They say their off-the-leash hound isn't going to rip the face off a baby in a pram, scare a young child witless by biting legs or attack another pet being walked on a lead.
Responsible dog owners. They keep their animals on leads in public places. And clear up after 'em.
DunnoKev
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