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Small helpless bird found (TX, USA) Please help :)
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<blockquote data-quote="dantheman" data-source="post: 1712841" data-attributes="member: 32998"><p>( But repetition is so popular ... <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /> )</p><p></p><p>So maybe you need to find a find a large unidentified woodpecker in your yard just as you are about to go to early morning 'prayers' at your local club. It is in the top of a tree, but it doesn't look like it's moving, so you go back in for your mexican throwing stick, and bring it to the ground with your first attempt.</p><p></p><p>(Meanwhile, the rehabber you called the previous day to collect a neighbour's chicken which wandered onto your property (well, you didn't know what it was at the time ...) has just managed to untie himself from the kitchen table ...)</p><p></p><p>When you do post, asking for id, ensure you are as non-specific as possible in terms of plumage details, or even wholly inaccurate. Don't mention you brought it down yourself. Blame it on the cat or something.</p><p></p><p>Include photos by all means, but ensure you use the worst ones first.</p><p></p><p>Other avenues to explore could include being 'in the altogether' when you commited the crime, gigantism, complete disbelief in global warming, illeteracy, and trying to sell something.</p><p></p><p>Don't forget to leave the discussion at odd moments, but always come back, maybe with photos of a completely different bird.</p><p></p><p>:t:</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dantheman, post: 1712841, member: 32998"] ( But repetition is so popular ... ;) ) So maybe you need to find a find a large unidentified woodpecker in your yard just as you are about to go to early morning 'prayers' at your local club. It is in the top of a tree, but it doesn't look like it's moving, so you go back in for your mexican throwing stick, and bring it to the ground with your first attempt. (Meanwhile, the rehabber you called the previous day to collect a neighbour's chicken which wandered onto your property (well, you didn't know what it was at the time ...) has just managed to untie himself from the kitchen table ...) When you do post, asking for id, ensure you are as non-specific as possible in terms of plumage details, or even wholly inaccurate. Don't mention you brought it down yourself. Blame it on the cat or something. Include photos by all means, but ensure you use the worst ones first. Other avenues to explore could include being 'in the altogether' when you commited the crime, gigantism, complete disbelief in global warming, illeteracy, and trying to sell something. Don't forget to leave the discussion at odd moments, but always come back, maybe with photos of a completely different bird. :t: [/QUOTE]
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