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<blockquote data-quote="Pileatus" data-source="post: 3186106" data-attributes="member: 9609"><p>Oh, that ring again...</p><p></p><p>From 2013</p><p><a href="http://www.birdforum.net/showpost.php?p=2817056&postcount=175" target="_blank">http://www.birdforum.net/showpost.php?p=2817056&postcount=175</a></p><p></p><p>Engineering</p><p>Did you read the complaints on BF about the focus mechanism? I guess we’re screwed.</p><p></p><p>Sales</p><p>Call the warehouse and get more product out to North America! They’re consuming them faster than we can make them!</p><p></p><p>Corporate Blog</p><p>Should we comment on the focus? I really think we need to get out in front of this before we lose market share.</p><p></p><p>Engineering</p><p>Ok, let’s do a complete redesign. Maybe the rock and rollers on BF will offer their expertise. Otherwise, this could be an epic fail!</p><p></p><p>Corporate Blog</p><p>Release the following immediately.</p><p>Focus is on focus redesign. The new focus team will coordinate all efforts with the foci development group to avoid confusion. The foci team will focus on optics (glass, light, refraction, etc.); the focus group will engineer a working focus mechanism (metal, bearings, etc.).</p><p></p><p>Sales</p><p>Where are those damn binoculars? I’ve got people all over the world screaming for more product. Get them off the line and out to the customer.</p><p></p><p>Marketing</p><p>In response to worldwide demand and a shortage of production capability, we’re increasing prices. When we say elite we mean it.</p><p></p><p>Engineering</p><p>Damn, another focus complaint appeared on BF. Do you think our jobs are on the line?</p><p></p><p>Sales</p><p>Orders are streaming in. The focus should not be on the focus but on production. Let’s get focused, people.</p><p></p><p>Corporate Blog</p><p>Owners are replying that the focus works just fine, even in brutally cold weather. Maybe this is all much ado about nothing. For immediate release: “We take all our customers concerns seriously. Our focus is to focus on your focus and that’s what we’ve done, from the beginning. We’ve addressed the problem by acknowledging there never was a problem. Please visit our new website.”</p><p></p><p>Engineering</p><p>Whew, that was close. Hey, did you read the latest BF post. It’s something about an Absam Ring.</p><p></p><p>President</p><p>Absam ring? Posted in an optics forum? Direct that to the jewelry division!</p><p></p><p>Engineering</p><p>What the hell is an Absam ring?</p><p></p><p>Sales</p><p>Who cares, I need more binoculars and I need them now.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pileatus, post: 3186106, member: 9609"] Oh, that ring again... From 2013 [url]http://www.birdforum.net/showpost.php?p=2817056&postcount=175[/url] Engineering Did you read the complaints on BF about the focus mechanism? I guess we’re screwed. Sales Call the warehouse and get more product out to North America! They’re consuming them faster than we can make them! Corporate Blog Should we comment on the focus? I really think we need to get out in front of this before we lose market share. Engineering Ok, let’s do a complete redesign. Maybe the rock and rollers on BF will offer their expertise. Otherwise, this could be an epic fail! Corporate Blog Release the following immediately. Focus is on focus redesign. The new focus team will coordinate all efforts with the foci development group to avoid confusion. The foci team will focus on optics (glass, light, refraction, etc.); the focus group will engineer a working focus mechanism (metal, bearings, etc.). Sales Where are those damn binoculars? I’ve got people all over the world screaming for more product. Get them off the line and out to the customer. Marketing In response to worldwide demand and a shortage of production capability, we’re increasing prices. When we say elite we mean it. Engineering Damn, another focus complaint appeared on BF. Do you think our jobs are on the line? Sales Orders are streaming in. The focus should not be on the focus but on production. Let’s get focused, people. Corporate Blog Owners are replying that the focus works just fine, even in brutally cold weather. Maybe this is all much ado about nothing. For immediate release: “We take all our customers concerns seriously. Our focus is to focus on your focus and that’s what we’ve done, from the beginning. We’ve addressed the problem by acknowledging there never was a problem. Please visit our new website.” Engineering Whew, that was close. Hey, did you read the latest BF post. It’s something about an Absam Ring. President Absam ring? Posted in an optics forum? Direct that to the jewelry division! Engineering What the hell is an Absam ring? Sales Who cares, I need more binoculars and I need them now. [/QUOTE]
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