"Those ED Zeiss's and wide field Swaro's
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane!
Once I was happy and I had a good wife!
I had enough money to last me my life!
Then I met Sancho and old Frankie D. We went on a spree
And they taught me of e-bay where nothing is free.
Bins are a curse on the whole human race!
A man is a monkey with one in his face!
Now I am broken and weary with age,
The lines on my face make a well written page.
Write this on my headstone, write this on my grave:
"To Porros and Roofs this man was a slave."
Apologies to Red Ingle.
Bob
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane!
Once I was happy and I had a good wife!
I had enough money to last me my life!
Then I met Sancho and old Frankie D. We went on a spree
And they taught me of e-bay where nothing is free.
Bins are a curse on the whole human race!
A man is a monkey with one in his face!
Now I am broken and weary with age,
The lines on my face make a well written page.
Write this on my headstone, write this on my grave:
"To Porros and Roofs this man was a slave."
Apologies to Red Ingle.
Bob