On a Jamaica Bay bird walk in June, the newbie birders could justt not get their tongues around the name of the vagrant we were watching; "Frivolous Wittling-duck", "Ferruginous Waddling-duck". Great find, but greater names!
Abbreviations always get me wierd looks from non-birders. "O look, a sharpie!" (Everyone starts looking for a dropped marker as the accipiter rockets away).
Once, at my old school, I found a dead bird outside with my class. And naturally, everyone wants to know what it is (I was and am the bird man in all of my schools) And if there was a bird name that you could recite that would make you look like more of a nerd then you are, it's this. "It's a yellow-bellied sapsucker!"
Ok, funny bird names:
Violet-crowned woodnymph
Kookaburra (I love that name)
Pigeon Guillemot
Ouzel (awesome name)
Oldsquaw (I'm sorry, vintage stuff is great!)
Southern Bentbill (What does that look like?)
White-fronted Falconet (so small, so cute, and "falconet" sounds great)
Pacific Baza