wilberfloss
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In a bad week for the Seagull Fraternity, not only do they now have to put up with being stared at by Chip-Guzzling Promenaders (see Kits' previous thread) but also they have now been denied their rightful share of the Half-Time Pie in Scotland. Stewards at Queen of the South's home matches have been instructed to eject from the stadium anyone caught throwing food to the Seagulls, on the grounds that the birds' fecal matter could cause serious injury to spectators. A spokesgull for the birds said: 'F*** it! We'll go and watch the rugby.'
https://greatdriffieldradio.co.uk/n...ns-told-not-to-feed-seagulls-or-face-ejection
https://greatdriffieldradio.co.uk/n...ns-told-not-to-feed-seagulls-or-face-ejection