Can you think of a funny caption for this Kestrel? (2 Viewers)

[Reader]

I had a very relaxing day yesterday and 4 hours of it was spent at Summer Leys NR in Northants. There is an excellent half hide area where you can sit and watch the feeding station where possibly one of the largest colonies of tree Sparrows exist. Whilst there this Kestrel dropped onto a branch about 100 yards away from me on three different occasions affording me the chance to get a series of photos of the bird, one of them was this amusing one.

It looks right for a funny caption but I can't think of one just yet but I know how funny you guys and gals can be so can you think of a funny caption.

 

[MSA]

"I hope that birder doesn't wander off before I can get my camera out of my *@#@* backpack!"

 

[Andrew]

"Who does he think he is? David Attenborough?"

 

[David]

"Make your choice sir - swords or pistols at dawn!"

David

 

[alcedo.atthis]

"Do you think that I have a big butt in this outfit??"

Regards

Malky

 

[markpie]

"What you looking at pervert?!" (Little Britain quote)

 

[Andrew]

"How VERY dare you?"

(Catherine Tate Show)

 

[Mary Evelyn]

Shucks.........., don't do that..................,I hate having my picture taken

 

[prairiemerlin]

"Hey! I'm an owl!"

 

[CPN]

B O bird odour

I should have sprayed my birdeoderant a little more.

 

[Reader]

Brilliant

Keep em coming folks.

I must admit that I had thought of one on similar lines to David's.

 

[lvn600]

I bid you velcome -children of the night-

 

[AdrianB]

Get out of my dressing room!

 

[Nigel G]

Kestral Man - Caped Crusader

 

[Reader]

Kestral Man - Caped Crusader

I like that Nigel.

I thought of a cape as well but just couldn't put a caption to it.

 

[Steve G]

Psssstt, heard the one about the Hobby & the chocolate voles?

 

[Reader]

How about:

Here's looking at you kid.

 

[chris baker]

"Okay, Okay, next time I'll use paper"! Or " Bloody Hell, it is ME!!!"

CB

 

[salty]

sniff, sniff :eek!:

 

[Reader]

sniff, sniff :eek!:

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