Earlier today, sat on my own in a hide at Leighton Moss. A person comes in and announces to the hide in general rather than to me, "I have come to see the Bittern". I tell them that I have been there for 20 minutes or so and haven't see one, but that Bitterns will be about. They assure me that they have been told that they will see Bitterns, by whom they don't say. I explain how skulking Bitterns are but might pop out or fly over at any point. They then asks me how long they would need to wait. I, rather flippantly, say that they could be waiting two minutes or two weeks. They then proclaim loudly, "this is simply unacceptable!" and stride out of the hide slamming the door behind them.
I would love to say that a Bittern showed up as soon as they left, but sadly not!
I would love to say that a Bittern showed up as soon as they left, but sadly not!