If you were a bird.......... (3 Viewers)

[will bowell]

Maybe someone would like to be a male Ruddy Duck.... and instead of being blasted into zillions of pieces.... why not get kissed by a beautiful princess and turn into a human but keep certain aspects of your Ruddy Duckness... you would never leave your bed again.

Will

 

[HH75]

Hi Will,
True, but, from what I've seen, being changed into a donkey and back to a human again while keeping the same 'certain aspects' would have the same desired result...?
Harry

 

[Wes Hobarth]

Maybe someone would like to be a male Ruddy Duck.... and instead of being blasted into zillions of pieces.... why not get kissed by a beautiful princess and turn into a human but keep certain aspects of your Ruddy Duckness... you would never leave your bed again.

Will

Look stop talking about Debs4 and Me. Lbj Start the Litigation

 

[will bowell]

Hi Will,
True, but, from what I've seen, being changed into a donkey and back to a human again while keeping the same 'certain aspects' would have the same desired result...?
Harry

Possibly.... but a donkey turned into a man, wouldn't be surrounded by feathers like a Ruddy Duck turned into a man, thus might not tickle her fancy (who ever her might be).

Plus donkey's smell and I believe this is a retaining feature even when humanised.

Will

 

[HH75]

Hi Will,
This may be true: not having ever met someone who used to be a Ruddy Duck or a donkey, I can't prove or disprove this.
All I can say is that the donkey that a gang of us saw in Spain looked very pleased with himself, and no wonder! He would certainly put me to shame, and I am presuming that this would also apply to the rest of the lads!
Shame for his sake that there didn't appear to be any other donkey present!
Harry

 

[willowa]

Possibly.... but a donkey turned into a man, wouldn't be surrounded by feathers like a Ruddy Duck turned into a man, thus might not tickle her fancy (who ever her might be).

Plus donkey's smell and I believe this is a retaining feature even when humanised.

Will

The smell is not all that would be retained... You live in hope. o :eat:

 

[ecocyclist]

I'd be a red-tailed hawk- top of the food chain where I live, you get to soar high, and, all in all, it's a nice life.

 

[will bowell]

Hi Will,
This may be true: not having ever met someone who used to be a Ruddy Duck or a donkey, I can't prove or disprove this.

You haven't lived!

Shame for his sake that there didn't appear to be any other donkey present!
Harry

How about any Spanish princesses?

Will

 

[will bowell]

Look stop talking about Debs4 and Me. Lbj Start the Litigation

Big up yourself!

Will

 

[JTweedie]

I'd be a Brambling. Get to hang around with a bunch of Chaffinches and most people won't even know I'm there - more fool them!

 

[HouseFinch]

I'd be a Bald Eagle, hands down.^_^ Otherwise, perhaps a Rufous Hummingbird: they're resilient, and spirited, to say the least, and pugnacious like me. Stay away from that sugar water, it's mine!

 

[maelef]

How 'bout a seagull, then you can tell the government exactly what you think of them. :-O

 

[HouseFinch]

How 'bout a seagull, then you can tell the government exactly what you think of them. :-O

I didn't think of that one! Good point.

 

[London Birder]

apolgies for radio silence Wesmond, was washing my hair and slightly bowled over by the fact the Black-headed Gulls have balls ... I always thought it was just the way the held their feet !

 

[HouseFinch]

apolgies for radio silence Wesmond, was washing my hair and slightly bowled over by the fact the Black-headed Gulls have balls ... I always thought it was just the way the held their feet !

Why them and not other gulls, I wonder? Interesting little tidbit, though.

 

[ebba]

Since you're asking...
I found out a while ago that I am a Savi's Warbler, and my evidence is:
I sound like one
I occur in the same area in Sweden and I am kind of rare
I am a small yet kind of sturdy little bird.
I am not as skulky as a grasshopp warbler.

I wanna be something more longlegged and conspicuous.....