you are attempting to equate length and weight as two comparably-useful means of comparing - by measurement - birds' sizes
Am I? I think this very much depends on the comparison being made. In some cases weight is much more useful - for example, long-tailed tits are about the same length as great tits, and magpies are longer than woodpigeons, but I think we know in each case which is the bigger beast.
I'll try to make my point more clearly. I initially posted to back up Winterdune's assertion that GW are "a lot bigger" than CC, and pointed out that the difference in length that was quoted by JayFeatherPL was not in fact a small difference, but that it should be quite noticeable (using me standing next to a nearly eight foot human as an example), even allowing for your eponymous law and particularly where the subject bird was in fact laying dead next to a ruler. The initial comparison of weight between the two species was a brief aside, pointing out that GW is typically double the weight of CC - the implication being that heavier things tend to be bigger in more dimensions than just length.
I'm not suggesting, for a second, that one should think about a bird's weight in the field when considering an identification - why on earth would you? Nor is the appearance of 'bulk' always helpful, particularly as birds can alter their appearance, sometimes quite dramatically, by raising and lowering feathers. Instead I reference the speed of a bird's movements, its general character and appearance, etc. as the things we notice in the field - garden warblers move more slowly and deliberately than chiffs, they do not flit about energetically or hover below foliage, they don't tend to chase after insects in flight. There can be various reasons for this, but one of them, particularly with ecologically similar species (small insectivorous warblers in this case), is that one is larger and therefore heavier than the other. Importantly, however,
we are not currently in the field. In this case, musing over the differences between the two species while sitting at my desk and failing to do something more productive, I use weight as a freely available, well studied biometric that allows easy comparison between species, to help illustrate the size difference between the two species, and the fact that bigger birds are usually also heavier birds and, as a consequence, tend to display certain characteristics compared to similarly-sized but lighter birds.
In the latter part of your post you seem to be suggesting that measurements are somehow more confusing than qualitative descriptions and comparisons. What is so confusing about saying a typical garden warbler is about 25–50% longer and over double the weight of an average chiffchaff? Seems perfectly clear and helpful to me. Something being a just couple of centimeters larger might not seem that much, but if you are told that it also weighs more than twice as much, that immediately gives a clearer impression of the size difference between the two. And why can't I use both, the qualitative to reinforce the quantitative and vice versa? They are not mutually exclusive.
words for qualitative descriptions and comparisons of bulk
You mean like "slower, more deliberate movements in comparison to the much flightier, more athletic chiffchaff", "noticeably more sluggish movements", "GW looks like a larger, slower, more robust bird than a CC", or even "try running about the place with a backpack weighing half your bodyweight on your back"? The weights are just there to back up these points and provide a reason
why GW gives the impression, even when it is on its own and its size might otherwise be difficult to estimate, that it is a larger bird than a CC.
Or we can agree to disagree - an entertaining discussion, nonetheless.