Is that why you've posted over 175 times in the past 30 days? One can only imagine how much you could increase your 5.8 posts/day average if you actually stay home!
Also, since I lived in Denver for a good long while, I'm not sure I'd classify going to the "Yucatan" as a big trip. A few hours direct flight from DIA for $400 RT or less. I was thinking more like going to Christmas Island, South Georgia Island, Antarctica, PNG, Fiji, Africa, or wherever else you might not have been to where there's something you'd like to see. Unless of course you've been to all those places. Then in that case, have fun buying more glass.