Eureka!
Well, yes, I really, finally, at long last, can you believe it, who'd have thought it, will the world now end, did see one.
Josh texted me at work, I made a poor excuse and rushed off to Langtoft, the road was full of lorries cussedly driving at 35mph in every direction. I got there, adrenalin rushing through my veins, little heart pounding. Snuck a bit closer than I should have, set up the scope, found the willow where Josh says it hangs out... Not there!
Sinking feeling, but continued scanning the water and suddenly, there it was, swimming into the field of view, all white and fluffy and pointy-beaked and totally unlke anything else and definitely, absolutely, beyond any possible doubt a:
177. Smew
Has the world ended?
BTW Josh for President, everybody give this boy their lifesavings, girls rush out and kiss him, men prostrate yourself at his feet. I give you, my new favourite teenlister (sorry, Will)......Josh Jones! (And ta v much for letting me use the pic.)