birdman
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Well we all do it!!!
Even the little birdies do it!
Although judging by my garage door at the moment, some of the birdies ain't so little.
As my good lady says, it rather looks like we've been visited by Jackson Pollock!
This is not my only encounter with copious poo either. It's only about two years since the aforementioned light of my life asked if I would clean the poo off the car rear window - Renault Laguna for the purpose of setting the scene.
Such an innocuous request - or so I thought! It is not an exaggeration to say you barely see glass. It can only have been dumped on by a low-flying ostrich!
And wait there's more. I, and the same fair maiden, were witness to both vision AND sound of a duck pooing in a river. I cannot contemplate where it all came from - although suddenly I have cause to rethink the "ostrich" incident!
Anyone out there with anything pooey they need to divulge?
PS. Have you ever seen a lizard have a poo? I have!
PPS. If you think I'm a bit preoccupied by poo - well at least I don't rummage through it!
PPPS. (to kingfisher) Surely you have some stories to tell???
Even the little birdies do it!
Although judging by my garage door at the moment, some of the birdies ain't so little.
As my good lady says, it rather looks like we've been visited by Jackson Pollock!
This is not my only encounter with copious poo either. It's only about two years since the aforementioned light of my life asked if I would clean the poo off the car rear window - Renault Laguna for the purpose of setting the scene.
Such an innocuous request - or so I thought! It is not an exaggeration to say you barely see glass. It can only have been dumped on by a low-flying ostrich!
And wait there's more. I, and the same fair maiden, were witness to both vision AND sound of a duck pooing in a river. I cannot contemplate where it all came from - although suddenly I have cause to rethink the "ostrich" incident!
Anyone out there with anything pooey they need to divulge?
PS. Have you ever seen a lizard have a poo? I have!
PPS. If you think I'm a bit preoccupied by poo - well at least I don't rummage through it!
PPPS. (to kingfisher) Surely you have some stories to tell???