The Sea (see figure one). Cruel. Grey. Unrelenting. Occasionally good for birds. Often the only place where any birds are at Girdle Ness in fact. So a good thing to do is to look out to sea. But where from? Well, at the end of Girdle Ness there are two options.
Firstly, the 'comfy' chair (see figure two). Advantages: relatively comfy and you're not sitting on the ground. Disadvantages: no shelter from the wind, people driving past and pointing at you. Also oriented a bit far north which means you tend to pick up birds a bit late (birds mostly move south to north here).
Secondly, the Foghorn (see figure three). Advantages: provides shelter from most winds and you can look a bit more to the south and pick up birds sooner. Disadvantages: not very comfortable, wet arse inducing.
Take your pick. In between the two, there's a weird concrete thing (see figure four). With a potted plant next to it. My theory, if you'll bear with me, is that this is actually a space craft that has crash landed at Girdle Ness. The 'potted plant' is in fact an alien, much like Rangdo of Arg who appeared in the 80s TV quiz 'The Adventure Game' in the form of an aspidistra.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP-lt9boL
Any other theories?